Crooked_Teeth
Bite the hand that feeds.
Ok my gf said she would beat my ass if I didn't give anymore info about myself so you get this. Everyone tell her thank you.
Ezrah// 23
KMFDM, Slipknot, Rammstein, Korn, Hardcore shit, gym, tattoos, piercings, cooking, horror movies, and telling Corduroy that he's a stupid fucking idiot faggot and that I get so many more bitches and my dick is a whole two inches longer
My Collection. Bet you fuckin wish this was your virgin ass
If you are not my gf or my bf, FUCK OFF!
My partners love me better than you could ever dream, asshole.
I met a traveler from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown,
And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Send me messages or whatever I probably won't read em
xx-xx-xxxx
Ok. Now she's saying I need to actually fuckin type on this thing. Which is like.....ok. Whatever. I asked her wtf do I post and she was like "you tell them about your life, and what you're doing" type of shit WELL I DON'T THINK YOU DICKS DESERVE TO KNOW THAT MUCH ABOUT ME! And then she beat me with a pillow until I told her I would do that. So here is that. This. Fuck.
Hi. I'm Ezrah. You know that. It says so on the fucking intro she had me make. You will quickly learn from the other blogs that I am DROWNING in bitches. 4 to be exact. One of them isn't on this site (wish I was him rn) and if you can find the other one that is not listed on this page then you get a prize (sneak peak: it's nothing.) I like...work. Wires and shit. Y'know the lights in your house? You're welcome. And if your lights and electric are shitty that's cause I didn't do em. And I will not do them. Because fuck you. And that's all you ever need to know about me. May I never post like this again.
xx-xx-xxxx
You're never gonna fuckin believe this. I got beat up, AGAIN...being told I had to make another post. Adam didn't even help me. He just sat and watched. Then again, Megumi is scary when she wants to be. So I can't be too angry with him.
Sorry baby
But I don't know what to TELL YOU GUYS! Nothing new happened at work. Tessa was still a bitch to me at the gym, but like we're bitches to each other so it works out ig..
I finished making dinner and now i'm on here. (Pesto chicken and pasta. I was lazy and Royce and Adam like it for lunch the next day so it works out.) Secret 4th partner almost burnt the damn kitchen down trying to help so I just had him and Gumi sit at the counter and taste test for me. They make the dumbest faces when they try stuff. Like that fuckin little animal thing. He's fluffy with a scar on his face? Adam would know it. He knows all that cute shit. Go bug him about it I guess. Anyways, that's as much of an update as you fucks are getting. Until the next pillow beating